高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译15素材
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翻译：MADD
Veronique
小蛮腰
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后期：鱼骨头
时间轴：小e
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校对：Vin
总监：YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第十五集
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我对僵尸有一点困惑
Here's what I wonder about zombies.
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要是他们找不到人肉吃会怎么样
What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat?
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他们不可能饿死
他们本来就是死人嘛
They can't starve to death-- they're already dead.
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你听听我的
我昨晚花了一个小时在想
You take this one. I spent an hour last night on
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"既然吸血鬼在镜子里
"How do vampires shave
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都看不见自己
他们是怎么给自己剃胡子的"
when they can't see themselves in the mirror"?
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衣冠楚楚的吸血鬼两两搭伴
Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs
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互相刮胡子
解释完毕
and shave each other-- case closed.
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好吧
那
僵尸呢
Yeah, okay, so, zombies.
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我觉得这取决于僵尸的种类
拉杰
I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj.
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我们现在说的是快僵尸还是慢僵尸
Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies?
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在《28天》里面
如果那些僵尸不吃东西
Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat,
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-他们就会饿死
-你说的是
- they starved.
- You're thinking
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《惊变28天》
of 28 Days Later.
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《28天》里面桑德拉·布洛克去戒酒
28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab
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结果让观众升华到濒死状态
and puts the audience into an undead state.
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喂
不许你说桑德拉·布洛克坏话
Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock!
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你以为这样显得很有内涵
You think it makes you look cultured,
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但你表现出来的只是刻薄而已
but you just come off as bitter.
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12点方向
希伯特博士
Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o'clock.
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为啥大学校长
Why's the president of the university
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要来食堂里视察呢
slumming in the cafeteria?
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也许他在模仿莎翁笔下的亨利五世
Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V,
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微服私访
想知道在民间
who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them,
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他的臣民们是如何看待自己的
to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects.
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当然
如果他看过我发给他的1300封
Of course, if he'd have read any of the 1,300 e-mails
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关于学校管理的邮件中的任何一封
I've sent him on the subject of his administration,
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他就不必这么费劲了
he could have saved himself the trouble.
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也可能是因为他听说今天周二有炸薯棒
Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot Tuesday.
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反正我是因为这个才来的
That's why I'm here.
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嗨
我最器重的天才们
Hey, there's my favorite geniuses!
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今天过得怎么样啊
How are we doing today?
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这取决于
你打算
That depends-- how much longer
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在我的肩膀上抚摸多久
do you plan on fondling my shoulder?
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抱歉
库珀博士
我忘了你有爱抚恐惧症
Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia.
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我不是怕人抚摸
我是怕细菌
It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia.
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要是你愿意戴一双乳胶手套
If you'd like to go put on a pair of latex gloves,
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给我查疝气都没问题
I'll let you check me for a hernia.
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好吧
Yeah.
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听好了各位
So, listen, fellas,
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本周六晚上谁想去参加一个小宴会呢
who's up for a little party this Saturday night?
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美酒
佳肴
没准儿还会有几位甜妞
Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.
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听起来很赞啊
我去
Sounds great! I'm in!
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慢着
Hold on.
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就因为一位怪蜀黍给你们糖吃
Just because the nice man is offering you candy,
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并不意味着你就应该跳进人贩子的破车里
doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van.
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究竟是什么场合啊
What's the occasion?
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就是本校的几位赞助者
Just a little fund-raiser for the university.
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啊哈
沾满泪痕的气垫还在车后面呢
Aha! The tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van.
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你不情愿我很理解
库珀博士
I understand your reticence, Dr. Cooper,
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我深表同情
但残酷的事实摆在面前
and I sympathize, but the hard facts are,
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有时候我们不得不为了募集研究资金
occasionally, we have to shake a few hands
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而跟某些人溜须拍马
and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.
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我不管
这太下作了
I don't care; it's demeaning.
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我不愿想像只德州博览会的冠军猪一样
And I refuse to be trotted out and shown off
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被人领着到处表演
like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair.
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顺便提一下
这种博览会肯定不是你想穿着
Which, by the way, is something you don't want to attend
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别有星际迷航徽章的衣服参加的
wearing a Star Trek ensign's uniform.
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好吧
All right,
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那我换个说法
let me put it this way.
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你们都得给我穿好正装参加这个宴会
You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party,
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你们要向一群老人解释
and you're gonna explain your research
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你们所做的研究
to a bunch of old people,
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否则
我对天发誓
我会用热勺子烫瞎你的眼睛
or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon,
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就像《贫民窟的百万富翁》里的那个小男孩一样
like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.
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你肯定不想那样的
Oh, you don't want that.
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那就周六晚上咯
So, Saturday night!
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包你开心
It's gonna be off the hook.
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速度拿开
Get over it.
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哦天啊
Oh, boy!
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又是炸薯棒又是宴会邀请
Tator tots and a party invitation?
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今天是个好日子啊
What a great day!
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好了
There you go.
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你确定这样就行了
Are you sure this is right?
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嗯
把这一段塞到裤子里
就没事了
Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants; you'll be fine.
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一起去给拍那些有钱人的马屁吧
Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochis.
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霍华德
我真不敢相信伯纳黛特居然让你
Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go
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穿着女式衬领去参加这么正式的宴会
to a fancy party wearing a dickey.
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不好意思
我的衣服不是我女朋友挑的
Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes.
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是我妈挑的
My mother does.
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我们该出发了
Oh. We should get going.
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那谢尔顿呢
What about Sheldon?
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谢尔顿不去
Sheldon is not going.
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真的假的
